It might just be the PMSing talking, but...

...I really want to smash my neighbor's head into his speakers until his skull breaks or just put him in a small room with millions of speakers playing his exceptionally loud, bass exploding horrible music until his eardrums burst and blood runs out of his sockets.

....I really want the stupid man I saw last night online saying that cupcakes are "stupid and ill-constructed" because he can't fit one in his pathetic mouth without getting frosting on his beard to asphyxiate on a cupcake. Maybe even on a cupcake crumb. Justice would be served for his stupidity.

....I really want to connect myself to a morphine thingy so the cramping just stops.

....I really want to eat a lot of sugar and some yummy food right now, but I'm trying to exercise some self-control and I iz hungry.


Don't mess with a girl on her period. I tend to get really hungry, horny, and think very violent thoughts about those who piss me off. Good thing I'm not really a Super Villain. The world would be in a lot of trouble right now.

If only I had a cupcake right now... sigh... And my husband (he's at work right now). We like to cuddle and talk about all the horrible things we would do if we were criminals or villains. We are quite a perfect match. :-)

*sigh of relief* My neighbor finally stopped playing his stupid music. Maybe I accidentally mind punched him into oblivion. Muahahahaha.